View Full Version : Be On The Lookout..............APB.
Frank Walsh
06-15-2010, 04:05 PM
It's finally happened. My neighbor reported a forced entry in his house today. At approximately 2:00 p.m., while he was distracted weed whacking (if you can believe that. Oliver Douglass ha...ha...ha.), he noticed an unauthorized individual entering his domicile through a newly created rip in the patio screen.
The perpetrator is described as a black female. Approximately 18" tall, and approximately 20 pounds. He was not sure of her intent as nothing appears missing. But she did manage to spring the resident dog, and led Rascal off on a Thelma & Louise type romp.
What is this place coming to??????
dpear
06-15-2010, 04:27 PM
Chaos and turmoil.
A bill for damages is being prepared.
NETim
06-15-2010, 07:07 PM
Oak Island has gone to the dogs.
:)
RASPUTIN
06-15-2010, 08:47 PM
Looks like we'd better come packing treats to win over the wild dogs at LOTW. See you on Friday!!
Bill and Cindy
dpear
06-15-2010, 09:13 PM
Treats may only protect you for a day or two.Scary place nowadays.
On the other hand,Frank guaranteed me he had a 50 spotted for both of you-actually Cindys was 52.
Muskie Junkie
06-16-2010, 07:45 AM
I am getting conerned for the residents of Oak Island. We have Oliver Douglas the 2nd operating machinery, (scarry thought in itself), one glove hording beast training others, and now break ins followed by romps of reckless abandon happening all over the island. Frank, you have lost control. It is a good thing that Sheriff Derek Ward will be arriving in a couple of weeks. He is sure to address some of this out of control behavior.
Steve
NETim
06-16-2010, 07:17 PM
Next week the Dutch invade:
http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_sow_experts__7/ept_sports_sow_experts-642910203-1276702410.jpg?ymKLoTDDSskHSzVD
dpear
06-16-2010, 09:50 PM
Now thats an improvement.'Lets go Dutch'!
Already got my wood dancing shoes on.
nmhunter
06-17-2010, 06:17 AM
Frank already towed the rip-raf off the island. Thanks a lot!!
..... by the way the black bullet is home.
dpear
06-17-2010, 06:57 AM
Which 'black bullet'?The one getting repaired or the one needing repair?:)
So many black bullets,so little time.
nmhunter
06-17-2010, 05:36 PM
Wasn't there somebody on the island wanting a used "fisherman" I have one cheap. With kicker full on and an Alaskan pulling it can acheive 8.3mph, all dogs welcome, or did I mean offers.
nmhunter
06-17-2010, 05:43 PM
Wasn't there somebody on the island wanting a used "fisherman" I have one cheap. With kicker full on and an Alaskan pulling it can acheive 8.3mph, all dogs welcome, or did I mean offers.
dpear
06-17-2010, 05:47 PM
SOLD!!!! I'll take it.